"Every retiree needs a pet project. So Jonas takes up taxidermy, turning the many pets his wife Anita dotes upon into a stuffed managerie. Sit still. Don't move. This one will leave you in stitches!"

-- DVD description for the episode 

Plot Edit

An uptight elderly man (M. Emmet Walsh) retires and soon discovers his wife's (Audra Lindley) obsession with adopting animals into their home, leading him to use the animals for a hobby of his own.

Opening Segment Edit


"Before I get to tonight's terror tale...I'd like to introduce you to my pet, Peeves. He has a terror tale of his own. Tonight's skin-pimpling story is about a couple with their own pet peeves. I call this chunk of chilling charnel chatter 'Collection Completed.'

Closing Segment Edit


"I guess Jonas learned that a hobby can be very long as you're not too stuffy about it. So, until next time, I want all of you to sit, stay, play dead. Good boy."

Trivia Edit

  • This is the last episode of Season 1.

Gallery Edit