"Nice bod: She'll take it! A quirky Mr. and Mrs. are quirkier after a saleswoman takes over the wife's body."
-- DVD description for the episode
An elderly cosmetics saleswoman (Frances Bay) visits the home of a young vain and eccentric couple (Brian Kerwin and Carol Kane) and convinces the wife to try on a magic necklace that switches the wife's body with hers.
Opening SegmentEdit"Oh, hello there, fright fans. I've just been sitting here waiting for my blood pack to harden. My cosmetologist said I was starting to look a little lifeless.
[Crypt Keeper pulls a "mask" off his face]
Much better, eh? Which reminds me, tonight's poison parable is about a couple who take their appearance very seriously. Needless to say, they're going to end up trying to save face. I call this one "Judy, You're Not Yourself Today."
Closing SegmentEdit"I still think diamonds are a girl's best friend. You'll be glad to know that, that witch gave up door-to-door sales and joined the Peace Corpse. 'Poor Donald. You can't really blame him. He was only trying to give his marriage a shot in the arm -
and in the leg
and in the head!
[fires gun; laughs]
Sometimes I crack myself up! 'Until next time kiddies, pleasant screams!"